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10. Sam Winchester
“EVERYTHING SAM TOUCHES DIES. If you sleep with Sam Winchester, you will DIE in the same episode. We are not even kidding. Like, it’s not even funny, you’re doomed the moment he smiles at you. Oh, have we mentioned that one time he had Lucifer waltzing around in his head for a while? THE Lucifer? Yeah, totally not sexy, unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case we totally are judging you right now. Let’s also factor in that his job is professional serial killer, and that he’s probably just a little bit of a seriously attractive sociopath. And then there’s the rage he keeps locked away in his chest – let’s face it, it’s a good thing his name isn’t Bruce Banner, because if it was, we’d all be doomed. His incredibly codependent relationship with Dean (not even in the gay way) would probably stand in the way of a real relationship, but it’s not even a real concern – you will die a gruesome death before it can become an issue. No, seriously, everything Sam touches dies – and that’s the main point.“
8. Dean Winchester
“He’s been to hell and back, literally. He’s basically a professional serial killer. His relationship with his brother is… unhealthy to say the least. He probably loves his car more than he could ever love you. Not to mention, you’re probably nothing more than a plot device, and are going to die a gruesome and painful death before the season’s over. Oh, and he’s in love with a confused angel who wears trench coat, and, you know, gripped him tight and raised him from perdition that one time, no big deal.”
10. Sam Winchester
“EVERYTHING SAM TOUCHES DIES. If you sleep with Sam Winchester, you will DIE in the same episode. We are not even kidding. Like, it’s not even funny, you’re doomed the moment he smiles at you. Oh, have we mentioned that one time he had Lucifer waltzing around in his head for a while? THE Lucifer? Yeah, totally not sexy, unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case we totally are judging you right now. Let’s also factor in that his job is professional serial killer, and that he’s probably just a little bit of a seriously attractive sociopath. And then there’s the rage he keeps locked away in his chest – let’s face it, it’s a good thing his name isn’t Bruce Banner, because if it was, we’d all be doomed. His incredibly codependent relationship with Dean (not even in the gay way) would probably stand in the way of a real relationship, but it’s not even a real concern – you will die a gruesome death before it can become an issue. No, seriously, everything Sam touches dies – and that’s the main point.“
8. Dean Winchester
“He’s been to hell and back, literally. He’s basically a professional serial killer. His relationship with his brother is… unhealthy to say the least. He probably loves his car more than he could ever love you. Not to mention, you’re probably nothing more than a plot device, and are going to die a gruesome and painful death before the season’s over. Oh, and he’s in love with a confused angel who wears trench coat, and, you know, gripped him tight and raised him from perdition that one time, no big deal.”
